Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her!

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0:00.0	This week on your mom's house.
0:02.0	I thought you were actually saying that as a description for two women that you thought were attractive.
0:06.0	You mean real dogs?
0:09.0	I wait, I don't know, talking is overrated.
0:11.0	No one wants to hear us anyway you know what I mean?
0:13.0	Amen sister it sounds like you're just hitting home runs today.
0:16.0	You're like I should try to fuck a Korean check.
0:18.0	I was thinking Mile High Club.
0:20.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:24.0	And we're back.
0:27.0	And we're back.
0:31.0	And we're back. Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. We're getting ready for the
0:38.8	Howard days. The Harry days. Thanksgiving.
0:42.3	Thanksgiving, love. Thanksgiving love I have to take my family to visit my family of
0:48.9	origin in Florida and just mentally preparing for a few weeks from now.
0:56.0	I know. It's such a, it's first of all even just getting the children packed
1:00.3	for a trip like that, I mean that in and of itself take take not that you've ever done that but I'm saying like it's really a hassle
1:08.1	I'm a guy okay. Oh, I know yeah if you were someone to help you marry a chick. I know.
1:14.0	Now, what I'm more concerned with is I like my anti- Thanksgiving food Thanksgiving
1:20.4	my favorite thing, but now we have to, when you go to someone else's place,
1:24.4	you're just out there mercy. But just see if the listeners are new to us, just know that we are very
1:30.0	anti-Fikesgiving. Okay, we don't like dry pussy turkey. It tastes like shit. I think
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