Woody Harrelson & Justin Theroux | Baby Got Tax

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

After settling with Dominion for $787.5 million, Fox News will not have to acknowledge its election lies on the air. Elsewhere, Florida’s governor won’t stop attacking his state’s biggest employer, and New York congressman George Santos launched fundraising efforts for his re-election campaign. Justin Theroux and Woody Harrelson talk to Stephen about their friendship and their side hustles, including Woody’s cannabis dispensary called The Woods. Check out their new series, “White House Plumbers,” when it premieres on May 1st on HBO. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, welcome one and all ladies and gentlemen to the late show. I'm your host, Steven Colbert.
0:09.5	It is...
0:10.5	It's, uh, 2023. This is, uh, tax day. 2023. For those of you who haven't done them yet,
0:17.9	you have about 23 minutes left to try to remember your turbo tax password.
0:23.7	Also, this is your last chance to declare any big transactions
0:27.3	that may have slipped your mind like did a right-wing billionaire buy your mom's house?
0:32.6	Be careful, okay?
0:34.0	Uh, oh, I know one company that's gonna have a big ol' tax ride off next year because about two
0:39.7	hours ago, Fox News settled their defamation suit with Dominion voting systems
0:45.7	averting a trial. Damn it! I want my trial! I want it!
0:53.2	You were supposed to provide me six weeks of delicious content!
0:57.6	I wanted to see Rupert Murdoch put his hand on the Bible and burst into flames!
1:03.6	According to Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch!
1:11.5	According to Dominion, the settlement was for our gargantuan $787.5 million. That's a lot of
1:20.9	Dominion. Admittedly, Rupert Murdoch is losing his shirt here, but nobody wanted to see that.
1:29.3	And I got some bad news, I got some bad news, folks, because reportedly Fox News will not have
1:34.4	to acknowledge on air that it told lies about Dominion in the wake of the 2020 election.
1:41.0	Boo! What they said! Boo! Boo, sir! Boo! I say!
1:45.6	And I guess it's satisfying, I mean, for Dominion, that Rupert had to fork over a pile of cash,
1:50.0	but that does nothing for our democracy. What we need is Fox News personalities to look
1:54.5	straight into the camera, admit that they lied over and over again about the 2020 election.
2:07.5	And then hurl themselves into Mount Doom.
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