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Completely Arbortrary

Wood Talk (Northern Red Oak)

Completely Arbortrary

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In this woody episode of Completely Arbortrary, we discuss the jewel of the east, the Northern red oak (Quercus rubra). Wood facts, wood terminology, bad wood jokes—this is the episode that wood built!

Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson

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Cover art by Jillian Barthold
Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals

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0:00.0

What's up fungal associates welcome to completely arbitrary the podcast about trees and other

0:11.5

related topics I am one of your hosts.

0:14.4

My name is Alex Croson and of course it's no surprise to anyone sitting across from

0:20.6

Casey Clapton.

0:21.6

Honestly I was hoping you were going to say a random name not going to be surprised

0:25.9

anyone sitting next to Ralph Nader got to be amazing can you get Nader on the pod wait

0:31.3

a second Alex you think you'd be amazing to get Ralph Nader on the podcast no I don't

0:34.6

know much about Ralph Nader's politics he's green right green party yeah the green party

0:38.8

what was I don't know if net Ralph Nader is even still in politics I don't know if Ralph

0:43.4

Nader is even still alive let's go should we let it let's happen we can't start the

0:49.2

podcast that way yeah everyone we have an announcement Al Gore and Ralph Nader they've

0:54.4

both passed we have another announcement Casey and I will be running for joint mayor of

0:58.4

Portland yes 2027 I don't know how that's relevant to Ralph Nader and Al Gore you realize

1:04.6

their national politicians yeah okay just make sure oh thanks for poking a hole in any way

1:10.8

appreciate that everything was believable until you said that Alex Casey isn't it kind

1:15.2

of fun that to pivot really hard isn't it kind of fun that we can now hear the theme song

1:23.2

and all the musical stays while we record for those who don't know Alex is a magician oh

1:29.8

yeah I have a bunch of buttons and every now and then he comes up to me and he says Casey look

1:34.4

look at this and I'm like what and he presses the same button that he's pressed a hundred

1:37.3

times and it does something different yeah this time now it is playing all of our stuff in our

1:42.9

ears so we can like kind of get into the vibe yeah also you say I'm a magician and I was going to say

1:48.4

yeah I can drop an MP free onto a sampler yeah it's a magic button now you press those buttons

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