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Wondery Presents: Don’t Panic with Anthony Atamanuik

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The Alarmist

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.42K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Staying alive in the most ridiculous situations keeps comedian Anthony Atamanuik up at night. If you’re attacked by a swarm of killer bees, do you lay on the ground and play dead? Climb up a tree? Jump into the nearest body of water with a little straw poking out as a breathing apparatus? We could find ourselves caught in a million wild situations, and if you don’t know what to do, you might not make it out alive! 

 

On Don’t Panic, Wondery’s new comedy show, super-worrier Anthony Atamanuik brings to life our most irrational fears and anxieties with some of the funniest people on the planet. Along the way, guests will also share what keeps them doom scrolling on their phones, and learn what to do in every ridiculous, worst-case scenario situation that couldn’t possibly happen in real life. Or could it?

 

Enjoy Don’t Panic on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Don’t Panic early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery App or on Apple Podcasts: Wondery.fm/DP_TA

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0:04.9

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0:08.9

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0:12.4

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0:16.7

And who knows, maybe with your help, we can reach 1 million episodes.

0:22.0

Hey Alarmy, quick question.

0:23.9

Do you spend sleepless nights worrying about being submerged in quicksand,

0:28.4

being attacked by an unrelenting swarm of killer bees,

0:31.8

or how you'd out swim an angry giant shark?

0:35.4

Well, I'm here to tell you to stop worrying and let Anthony Ataminik,

0:39.2

an anxious and overly informed comedian, be your guide to solving your most worrisome what-ifs.

0:45.6

Don't panic is a new comedy podcast from Wondry that leans into our most absurd anxieties

0:51.8

and defuses them with humor and actual advice for how to deal should you find yourself facing your fears.

0:58.0

You'll laugh, learn, and possibly sweat profusely.

1:01.6

I'm about to play a clip from Don't Panic.

1:04.1

Enjoy Don't Panic on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:07.8

You can listen to Don't Panic early and add free on Wondry Plus.

1:12.0

Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts today.

1:16.1

Okay, we know what you think you would do if you were in this submerged vehicle,

1:27.9

but what do the experts say?

1:32.0

Okay, so this is an infographic.

1:33.7

Okay, there's a bunch of steps here and let's go through some of them.

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