Wondery Presents: Don’t Panic with Anthony Atamanuik

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Staying alive in the most ridiculous situations keeps comedian Anthony Atamanuik up at night. If you’re attacked by a swarm of killer bees, do you lay on the ground and play dead? Climb up a tree? Jump into the nearest body of water with a little straw poking out as a breathing apparatus? We could find ourselves caught in a million wild situations, and if you don’t know what to do, you might not make it out alive! On Don’t Panic, Wondery’s new comedy show, super-worrier Anthony Atamanuik brings to life our most irrational fears and anxieties with some of the funniest people on the planet. Along the way, guests will also share what keeps them doom scrolling on their phones, and learn what to do in every ridiculous, worst-case scenario situation that couldn’t possibly happen in real life. Or could it? Enjoy Don’t Panic on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Don’t Panic early and ad-free on Wondery Plus. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery App or on Apple Podcasts: Wondery.fm/DP_TJ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you spend sleepless nights worrying about being submerged in quicksand, being attacked by an
0:04.9	unrelenting swarm of killer bees, or how you'd out swim in angry, giant shark?
0:10.5	Well, we are here to tell you all to stop worrying and let Anthony Atomic and anxious and overly
0:15.9	informed comedian be your guide to solving your most worrisome what ifs.
0:20.2	Don't panic, a new comedy podcast from Wondry leans into our most absurd anxieties and
0:25.7	defuses them with humor and actual advice for how to deal should you find yourself facing your
0:30.8	fears. You'll laugh, learn, and possibly sweat profusely. We're about to play a clip from Don't panic.
0:36.8	Enjoy Don't panic on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:47.9	Okay, we know what you think you would do if you were in this submerged vehicle, but what do the
0:52.5	experts say? Okay, so this is an infographic. Okay, there's a bunch of steps here and let's go
1:00.4	through some of them. Okay, so first, first of there instructing you to keep your hands
1:05.3	attendant to when you're already crashing into the water. I like that though, maybe because it's
1:11.5	protecting you from breaking your arms or anything like that. Like, you know, it's keeping you,
1:15.4	all right, I buy that there's something there. This is true, and it does say that the impact of
1:19.5	your car in the car could set off the airbag system in your vehicle. Okay, and in any other
1:23.6	brace position could cause serious injury. Yeah, okay, great. I did not think about that.
1:29.0	So now it says, try to remain calm. You have 30 to 60 seconds to act before your car sinks. Now
1:35.6	you said, mind you, you said 15 seconds, 15 to 30 for you to catch on to what's going on. Yeah.
1:42.6	So you're at the at the low end. You're done. You're in the water. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, at that
1:48.4	point because it's like, yeah, I have to be honest with myself and go like, we're driving and
1:53.9	talking about big gobs. Oh, fuck, we're in the wall. Like, you know, it's like, you got to,
1:56.6	like, there's going to be a moment. There's going to be a moment of like, let's just be honest
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