Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hi, this is Griffin McElroy. And this is wonderful. It's a great show. Oh, everyone says.

I'm so grateful to you, Rachel, my wife. And I'm not going to say it the way that you want me to say it. You know the boy that way. Everybody wants me to do it right now, but I'm right now. I'm just going to deny you that pleasure.

I'm so excited that you waited until I was done doing my big, big stretch before you started talking because I know sometimes you like to put me on the spot. I was doing the biggest stretch ever like a kitty cat in the sun. No, I want you to do more stretching.

So does literally every medical professional that I've ever talked to you in my entire life. I was I was talking to Rachel about this just before we started recording. I've been doing baby lifts.

I want to pick up and drop off Henry a daycare. Our baby is not a huge baby, but in the car seat, the whole production weighs about 75 hundred pounds. So I'll just do some lifts and there to get y'all because the undertaker. You know him.

The wrestler. Yeah, challenge me to the big fight. Not televised wrestling like an actual punching and hitting fight. And I don't know if you've seen he's about 60 years old. And so I do have that in my corner, but he's 60 years of just pure muscle mass. And so I'm trying to get my gains right. Can't because I don't he is an undertaker.

Didn't we hear he lose in Austin.

And that's why I wronged him. We were checking out the HB. I grabbed the last box of tic-tacs and he was like, I won't lose. And I was like Mr. Takeer, you need to chill the fuck out, dude. And he was like, I'm going to do a punch fight on you November 10th.

We're just coming up. I don't have much time. It's like three days from now. That's real soon. So I got a strong. And I've been doing the baby lifts and the requires a lot of stretching because if I lose the fight, you know, he is like the coffin man and he'll put me right in one.

Oh gosh, he's got the scariest little things that he does, you know. Well, with his eyes.

Yeah, the eyes thing is pretty good. Just making your neck bulge out until new sort of uncharted veins. Every time he does his entrance, like there's doctors watching him like, new veins, new veins. Interesting. They're writing down in their little nerd notebooks.

They're naming the veins after him. But when you're a 60 70 year old professor professional wrestler. I don't know.

It's less professor of wrestling professor of wrestling. I don't know. It's less intimidating. More like, well, dude, chill. You just slow down. And that's the thing I've got to continue with. What if I get way to baby strong and I kill the undertaker in the fight we have?

I have heard I'm a big my brother, my brother and me fan. I feel like I have. Oh shit. You're right. Take it back. I heard you say this before that you are afraid that the fight you get into.

Um, will be the one where you accidentally kill someone. That's true. Oh, I thought you were telling me about my long standing feud with gold dust, which I did mention.

Now that's Travis. That's more Travis's think because Travis thinks he's so strong. He'd punch somebody does. But this is not a hypothetical situation. This is my what today's this seventh and Tuesday.

I mean, Friday. Yeah. It's killer. Be killed me in the undertaker. So either this is the last episode of wonderful or WrestleMania is going to be a little disappointing this year, I guess.

But you know, it's funny. You should mention that because I did have a conversation actually with the undertaker. Oh, and if he wins, I'll just do wonderful with him. Oh, so don't worry.

Listeners. Hey, you marry him. No, of course not. You're never going to remarry right after the undertaker takes me into the ground. I'm not planning on it. Oh, you better not because I'll come back a vengeful spirit.

So you have an 88% sure every episode of wonderful after this one because let's be honest, I'm not going to win unless I start doing some like really serious baby, you know, crunches and lifts right now every episode you're going to hear the home listener, you're going to hear a weird crackling in the background. That's me haunting it because I've come back as a vengeful spirit because you're hosting it with my killer. Who is the undertaker and he'll be like, Hey, undertaker. Get away from my wife. And then but then I'll be like, and then in the background, you're like,

who goes first this time? I think it's me. I think it is you. Yeah. So Griffin and I again had the same fear that we would be covering the same topics, but I don't think I don't think the one dude. I think this is the one.

I feel like I know what you're going to say. Okay, let's see where you got to say.

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