Wonderful! 80: Jarpin'

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Comedy, Enthusiast, Wonderful, Music, Rachel, Mcelroys, Griffin, Mcelroy

5 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Rachel's favorite food development! Griffin's favorite song and commercial! Rachel's favorite esoteric music genre! Griffin's favorite candy competition! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hello, this is Griffin McElroy. And this is wonderful.
0:23.8	You are so far back from that microphone. I'm sitting in a pose, aren't I? You are. You're very
0:30.7	reposful right now. It's my birthday position. Oh, I've assumed the birthday position. Okay.
0:39.8	I can't pretend. I can't even pretend to enjoy that. I can't even pretend to enjoy how bad that
0:44.3	sounded. My audio engineer cited me was like, hey, dog, this is not a good bit. I'll try to assume
0:51.6	the position. This will come out on your birthday, huh? This is going to come out on the most
0:56.6	wonderful day of the... Who is this bit for? What are you? Are you 28 now? Look 28, Doni. What do you do?
1:06.0	28 months old. I look like a two and a third year old baby, Doni. Tight skin, soft smooth pores.
1:17.8	Two years old on top, but all man on bottom. Yeah, party in the front, baby in the back.
1:25.7	Yeah, it's my 32nd getting there, 32 does nothing for me. How many basketball robin flavors is
1:32.7	there? 37, 31, 34. I do not think of it while you're shouting out numbers. 17, 26. I don't know,
1:42.2	it's a TCPY man. We had seven flavors and we stuck with them. No, you had the flavors that we had.
1:47.6	We only gave you the good flavors. We're not going to pad that shit out with some garbage.
1:54.8	31 at basketball robin. Maybe. I think so. Well, then I don't like being bigger than that number.
2:00.0	What time? It's 52. I'm fine as long as I'm under that. Yeah, it's my birthday. Happy birthday,
2:06.9	thank you, Rachel. It's about time. Well, we're recording this tonight before and you know
2:14.1	what a fact checker I am. I know. It's just like when we started dating, you would always
2:18.2	at midnight on my birthday. What would I? You would wrestle me from you would wrestle me.
2:22.8	I would wrestle you. You would wrestle me out of bed and you'd slam me to the floor and you see
2:28.1	happy birthday. And I would say thank you. That means a lot. I love you. It's the waking me up at
2:34.0	the middle of the night just to let me know. So maybe tonight. Maybe you see that tonight?
2:38.2	You really you want me to wake you up tonight? There's no way that you would be able to do that.
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