Hi, this is Rachel McElroy.

Hi, this is Griffin McElroy.

And this is wonderful.

Wonderful is a podcast where we talk about things we like that's good that we are into.

We are the world's premier authority on good stuff.

And the buck stops here.

And you got to wait.

You got to wait until you get the sign off from us before you're like telling your friends.

Like you checked out, you checked out cool slices of watermelon in the summertime.

It's like, hold on, let me check with the experts.

And you tune into Wonderful and we're like, yes.

You know that's a current live sketch that Fred Armisen would do sometimes with Kristen Wigg, that Garth and Cat.

Yeah, sometimes I do talk like that in the intro, it does feel like.

I feel like I'm supposed to be like talking at the same time as you.

It's a challenge to think of words to say.

I've been, I've been cast in a lot lately.

I've been, I feel like I've been, because of all the touring and just the way our schedules have gotten I feel like I have squeezed out a podcast at least once a day for the last six weeks.

Can I tell you some of the guidelines that I have picked up on?

Yeah, sure.

For an intro.

Yeah.

Here's Griffin McHoury's best practices. Okay, please. Thank you. Energy. Got to. Conversational. Huge. Positive. Yeah, always. Never sad. Never sad. Confident. Yeah. Almost authoritative. Yeah. No, that's the whole thing. That's the whole vibe I'm trying to encompass.

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