Hi, this is Rachel McElroy.

Hello, this is Griffin McElroy.

And this is wonderful.

Behind the scenes, no preamble to this one.

Literally just like come on into the studio, we sit down and we're ripping.

And I like that.

You know what I?

Like we talk to each other all the time.

We're deeply in love, lovers, husband, wife, like doing it, like, all the time.

Listeners might be surprised to know that we talk to each other all the time.

But this time, plop our keysters down and we get on the mics and we stand on our business.

Well, you know, save it for the show.

That's true.

Like, you just added something to our shared grocery list.

I don't know what it is.

And now it's content.

I can ask you, what was it?

It's coffee creamer.

We do need coffee creamer.

I don't know if I go through that shit at a normal rate or if it is slightly accelerated.

Well, you do have three cups of coffee a day?

I drink three cups of coffee a day.

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