Wonderful! 264: We Should Freeze Tennis Balls
Wonderful!
Griffin McElroy
4.9 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hello, this is Griffin McElroy. And this is wonderful. |
| 0:22.5 | Happy Valentine's Day. Oh yeah, hey! |
| 0:25.6 | Romantic Paramore. My darling, my purpose, my, I had a bunch in my pants. So while I was doing that, |
| 0:38.5 | my jeans were riding up and it did look like I was maybe making an untoward gesture while I was |
| 0:44.5 | just trying to use the Paramore. I'm really sorry about that. You were, you know, pitching woo at me |
| 0:49.7 | and then you had your hand on your crotch. I was pitching more, a little bit more than woo. I didn't know. |
| 0:53.8 | No, that was an intentional, completely separate sort of pants adjustment situation that was happening. |
| 1:00.1 | But I know everybody out there loves Valentine's Day, equal amount. And so to all of you celebrating, |
| 1:06.4 | just have it keep it, keep it safe, keep it safe and have fun out there. Chocolates, kissing the whole |
| 1:14.5 | nine yards, roses, steak dinner, whatever, whatever the order of the day is on this most sacred day, |
| 1:23.7 | we all love so much. We just hope you're tearing it up out there just getting crazy. |
| 1:30.5 | Do you have a, this is a show we talk about things we like, things are good, things are into |
| 1:33.5 | and we like to sometimes kick things off. Once in a blue moon with a segment we call small wonders. |
| 1:39.1 | And this segment usually begins with me trying to flummox. I'm ready. My darling deer. Oh, yeah, |
| 1:44.7 | what you got. Danny go. Danny, Danny go, go. Yep. We, as we have mentioned on the show, |
| 1:51.3 | we have taken in quite a bit of children's programming in the past six plus years. And our youngest |
| 1:58.9 | was a big fan of blippy. And you know, blippy's fine. I don't, I don't really dislike blippy, |
| 2:03.6 | but he's not my favorite. No. So everyone's small. I'll like look around for other children's |
| 2:08.1 | entertainers that have songs. Yeah. And hey, Danny go. Hey, Danny go. What's up? Danny go and |
| 2:14.9 | kukukangaroo kukukangaroo is good. Danny go for me is next next level. Yeah, Danny go has songs |
| 2:21.7 | that it's like, I don't know, I might listen to him when Gus isn't around. That's wild. That's |
| 2:26.1 | what you just said. It's fucking bonkers. I haven't done it yet. No, but it's the |
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