Hi, this is Rachel McElroy. Hello, this is Griffin McElroy. And this is wonderful.

You came at that so smoky, I feel like. I know. I felt like a newscaster.

Well, like a sexy newscaster. Hi, I'm Rachel McElroy and this is sexy news.

And here's the news. Is that this? Is that this? I don't know how. No, it was good.

Entice people. Clearly, that's not true. Here's the news. Now I'm revved up.

I'm ready for news. I only know it works for you. Yeah, I think just looking whenever I turn on

news, there's very little that could be done to make it sexy. I feel like. Yeah, no, I know.

It's never like, here's a new business that opened up. It's like usually rough stuff that you

just can't sex up. You just can't do it. You can't punch it up with sex. But maybe you could,

I don't know, I think you missed your calling. I thought I wanted to be a journalist briefly.

Yeah. But turns out I'm just a regular journalist though, right? Yeah.

I'm just a sexy journalist. No, it's just because I'm curious. Yeah, you are. But then, you know,

after that, there's really no other interest. Yeah. Well, getting like a, like a perm,

there's always a lot of cloth. Oh, yeah. I would have to get a broadcast or haircut. Yeah, I don't

want that. That's not my favorite type of haircut. I'm too edgy for the ears. You are.

You're like alt and emo kind of. Okay. Don't you have things? I think you have sort of emo

goth vibes. No. And then how you would categorize yourself? I don't think anyone has ever categorized

me as that as emo or goth. Well, definitely not goth, let's say. I feel like those were that if you

didn't want to be a jock, you had to choose between those two in high school for me. And so I

definitely trended toward the emo route. Yeah, of course. But I was a pretty big poser, I think.

It wasn't my favorite type of music. I tolerated dashboard confessional. Wow. Here he comes.

Yeah, I, is that a controversial opinion? I don't know. Okay.

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