Let's cut the BS. None of this. Welcome to Wonderpool to the show. This is a serious episode.

This is a sweep sweep baby. So strap in. Hi, this is Racer. This is Griffin, but no BS.

And this is wonderful. We're doing the important works. Let's skip small wonders. Okay. Well,

no, we shouldn't do that. I mean, the circle's back on. I guess there. There it is. It's out.

Ikea has these little chocolate cookies that are fantastic. You can get COVID test at the

pharmacy at the grocery store. Yeah, it's easy. We had a small scare and we went and picked up a test.

I'd call it a pretty big fucking scare, but it's all relative. A big to large size scare.

Just went to CVS. They had it for us. Long story short, our child is our big child is home all

week. He's downstairs. We have tucked him in front of his Mickey Mouse television programs. It

said we have to go create content for the internet. I left him and I was looking around the room.

Things that were in the room up the pencil. That's going to get chewed on. That eraser is going to be

gone. You can only hope that it's outside of the child by the time we're. Perhaps more dangerous,

his access to adult programming on our. He's not going to crack the tea. He doesn't know how to

work Apple TV remote. And if he does, yeah, that's an issue. Anyway, our show is a Rachel stuff

and cinamax app. Favorite it. Anyway, and there's some things in her history. Anyway, our show is

about condiments. This is condiment showdown. Listen, folks. It's Griffin. I said, let's do a show

where we don't have to do extensive research because we don't have extensive time. And we have

notes. We're recording this in this liminal space of no time. Like a bolt of lightning. I said,

what about condiments? And I was like, yes. And so what's a condiment? According to Wikipedia,

it's a thing you add to another thing to change the flavor. Right. And this, this, this is some

gray areas. There's some gray areas here. I was looking at your list as compared to my list.

And I saw some things on your list that I thought that's not a condiment. I printed out everything

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