Wonderful! 195: Transubstantiated Cheetos
Wonderful!
Griffin McElroy
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🗓️ 1 September 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Rachel McAulroy. Hello, this is Griffin McAulroy. And this is wonderful. I'm |
| 0:22.8 | Racked with worry and concern for my wife, so here's the thing. I stopped taking allergy medicine |
| 0:31.5 | for a while. That's true. And I was fine. No, okay. Were you though? Apparently not. Apparently |
| 0:40.0 | you weren't. Apparently a storm was brewing. Uh huh. And then mold. Mold took over. Mold is in |
| 0:46.7 | control of Austin now. We have lost, tossed into the mold and I guess we're going to have to move to |
| 0:51.7 | new bronfels, round rock, the sort of outlying areas because it's the mold city now. |
| 0:58.7 | And we're just living in it. |
| 1:01.8 | But I wouldn't call what you're doing right now, living even. |
| 1:04.9 | Yeah, no, I know. |
| 1:06.6 | And it's these histamines, I think. |
| 1:09.6 | I don't know much about histamines, but I think that this is them and I hate it. |
| 1:12.6 | I'm worried. |
| 1:13.6 | Here's the thing. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm worried I'm going to have to netty pot and I'm scared and I don't want to. |
| 1:17.9 | You should use the baby's saline blaster. |
| 1:21.3 | The saline nose blaster. |
| 1:23.3 | God, okay, if you've never had a baby, it's a boy. |
| 1:27.4 | They get full of bad stuff in their nose region and they're so, y'all, they're so wicked |
| 1:35.9 | stupes that they don't know how to blow their nose yet. |
| 1:38.8 | And so you've got to get in there with either drops, which is how a real pedestrian way |
| 1:44.2 | of clearing them out. |
| 1:45.6 | But then they make these saline blasters that just gets up in there and it's just like, |
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