Hi, this is Rachel McGlore. My beard was scratching against the pop filter. I'm so sorry.

My beard was scratching against the pop filter. Can we get somebody else in here? I've

decided to replace you. Oh no, because of my scratchy beard and how it's always

rubbing against the pop filter and making unsimly scratchy noise. Exactly that

reason. Listen, I was trying to show off my incredible beard. The incredible beard.

Hi, hi, this is Rachel McGlore. Hello, this is Griffin McGlore. And this is

wonderful. And this is will show where, oh dang it, it's doing it again. This big

lustrous, freaking beard. I'm so sorry everybody. This is embarrassing. It never

happens. Tell everyone about the beard. It's pretty, pretty remarkable, isn't it? I

don't know why I've chosen to highlight it. The beard is not something I had

really noticed until immediately after you said that there was a beard. So that's

about where we're at, I think. Wow. Wow, maybe we should bring some. You should

bring in Henry. He could take my spot because he would never nizzle back. He doesn't

have a beard. That is true. That is true. He would make a lot of other, I would say,

unprofessional noises that you would have to contend with him. He's entering his

poop period. He's really exploring his poop phase right now. And that it is the

funniest word he knows. And so he inserts it as if it is a joke by itself. Yeah, and

he likes to just sort of like, I'll say like, I love you, son. And he will look

back up at me and say, I love you poop. And then that's pretty good. I know that's

not the medium in which you find comedy most of the time. But somehow he got the

impression that being funny is a very valued quality in this house. Don't get it. I

don't understand. I don't know how it happened. This is a wonderful show where we talk about

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