Pastor Mark here saying thanks for joining me for my podcast. I've been doing this for a very, very,

very long time. I got my cancel card out of the way about a decade ago, which is great. It's like

puberty. You just want to get through it and move on into adulthood. So now I have the great joy

of preaching the Bible and triggering progressive Christians

who need someone to agitate them.

Thank you for joining me and supporting our ministry, and I'd love to get a free gift to you.

So if you do this, I'll get a free book to you.

Number one, leave a five-star review.

Everybody else only leaves a one star and I need some help.

In addition, review it, share it, send it to your

friends, send it to your enemies, send it to your woke family. And if you text me to 9933, that's 99383

with the word podcast. I'll send you a free book. All right, our turn to interview you. This will be

fun. Okay, cool. So first of my... Is it weird doing

marriage and sex interviews with your parents? So there was like a really... It's my favorite.

There was a really weird question. I was like, yeah, we're going to eliminate that one. So we've toned it down

a little bit. I submitted the question. No, asking for a friend.

I've got an icebreaker, obviously, hopefully everybody knows you guys, but I was curious.

I was thinking you were saying you've been together 36 years next month, right?

That's a long time.

Congratulations, first of all.

Impressive.

We'll get there eventually.

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