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It's Roach, it's Tuesday, its women's World Cup Day number 287, a kid, a kid.

It's actually just Day 6 but man, those 3am wakeups make this feel like a tournament that can make you age in dog years.

The football though, thank god for a football sweet football. It has been riveting fair. Every team has now played at least one game.

Host New Zealand, the darlings of that first day have just been clipped. By my dark horse pick, the Philippines historic first ever World Cup Gold to deliver the first ever World Cup win from our beloved Filipinas Group A wide wide open.

And we knew this was going to be the most competitive World Cup of all time. And that's held true. And then some to tournament in which to suppose smaller teams have shown no respect, no fear.

Making almost every match more riveting than the summer I turn pretty, more terrifying than the new season of Black Mirror and even tastier than season 2 of the bear.

Oh, it is a joy to welcome to dissect all of it with a heavy emphasis on the US women's national team upcoming epic rumble against the Netherlands.

Oh, the best Samson's Aladice, my partner in World Cup are Samuys.

Good morning, Raj. That was such an incredible intro. You had me on the edge of my seat.

I gave you all I can give. And now I'm done. Sam, yes, sister. The great Christy, me, was asking a press conference what it's like to be playing without you. She said it's really hard.

And I'm sure it's 10 times harder for her. And Sam was Christy referring purely to the stress and trauma of podcasting and live streaming. We'll be there.

Oh my gosh, that just like made me emotional. I Christy is just the best. I am like so proud of her for being here and to like, she like put my little initials on her cleat. And she didn't even tell me. Did you see that?

I saw that. I saw that. It was so cute. It was real. I mean, she is living it and loving it. And this is the difference between the two of us first time listeners to this podcast.

Sam, you is just open heart joyous, wonderful human emotions and just horrific old rods just assuming everything is a slight aimed at him when it's nothing.

And I do want to tell you, I do that you deserve a BAPA to sell your radio money for doing this with us.

And we are so grateful because there's so much to dive into. We will cover all the big headlines from the first round of World Cup Group Play with a heavy emphasis on Wednesday night groupy rumble of rumbles United States versus the Netherlands in which we hope to watch Sofia Smith single handedly exact revenge for our US men being dumped out the World Cup.

And also for those bastards inflicting T.S. still on the world that game Wednesday, 9pm and Samuice and I will be covering it live on Twitch every moment every wonder every piece of evidence that clogs windmills and tulips are all horrifically overrated in the company of our friend the people's captain Becky sourdruhn will join us.

Samuice, are you ready to storm Twitch like ninja?

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