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It's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep me.

Hi, everybody. This is Sarah. This is Megan. And you are listening to It's always the husband

podcast. Welcome. Yes. We're glad you're here listening with us today. And how are you feeling,

Sarah? I'm, um, do you want the truth or do this one like fine?

No, the truth.

Um, I feel like people listen to us for our candor.

Yeah, Jamie said the other day, um, you know, yesterday, he said, how come every day you say

you're going to kill yourself?

And then he said, he said, shit or get off the pot. So that's how my

week is going and how my husband supports me. Laughing at suicide jokes. It's always,

always hilarious, isn't it? Oh, God. Yep, I love it. Yeah. So that's how my, that's how everything's going. Well, I want to thank

everybody for their well wishes on Tuesday. When I went to the butt doctor, thinking that I was

going to walk out of there feeling like a million bucks. But instead, they told me my hemorrhoids were of the variety that it wasn't so easy

to just get rid of them with an office visit and that I would have to go to surgery.

And they would like do plastic surgery on my butthole.

And then she told me, it's not an easy recovery.

You'll be out of work for two weeks and then it will feel like you are, well, people say like pooping glass for up to six weeks.

Oh.

I mean, I feel like you have to do it though.

I said, ma'am.

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