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🗓️ 2 February 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of hysteria is brought to you by Smalls. |
0:04.0 | What's something you didn't like about your old cat food, Alyssa? |
0:08.0 | Oh my god, well first of all, my cats are picky bitches. |
0:12.0 | And you know, they eat one can twice and they're like, mmm, next. |
0:17.0 | And that does not happen with Smalls. |
0:20.0 | It's like real human food. |
0:22.0 | Like you look at it and you're like, I guess I could eat that. |
0:25.0 | You know what? |
0:26.0 | Cat food, like bad cat food, middling cat food, mid cat food, if you will. |
0:32.0 | Stinks. |
0:33.0 | It stinks. |
0:34.0 | It stinks. |
0:35.0 | It stinks. |
0:36.0 | Yeah. |
0:37.0 | I found out that one cat food brand, which will be unnamed, actually used road kill. |
0:43.0 | Ah! |
0:44.0 | Yep. |
0:45.0 | Well, you know, that's not great. |
0:47.0 | I don't want my cat to be eating road kill. |
0:49.0 | Not when they can have Smalls. |
0:51.0 | No, not when they can have Smalls. |
0:53.0 | We love giving our cats food. |
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