Sex & The SOTU w. Dr. Heather Irobunda
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco discuss some normal news (Biden’s State of the Union speech, the ratification of the ERA) and some gross, weird news (pro-life old man corporations, using brain dead women as…surrogates?). Then, Dr. Heather Irobunda and Megan Gailey join for one of the least horny conversations about the state of horniness vs. the state of beauty. Finally, a little Sani, a little Petty.
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Companies pledged support for abortion access. Then they gave to the Alabama AG looking to prosecute people who take abortion pills. (Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:06.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa, I have a really important question, perhaps a vital question. |
| 0:15.8 | Erin, your questions are always vital and important. Oh, thank you so much. |
| 0:18.9 | But how do people drive before we had backup cameras? Like, I know that I did. |
| 0:25.0 | I mean, I did for a while. |
| 0:27.0 | But how? |
| 0:28.0 | It took me a long time to actually get used. |
| 0:30.6 | This is the first car. |
| 0:31.9 | My Subaru was the first car I've ever had with a backup camera and I only got it two years, three years ago. |
| 0:37.0 | But now like, do you feel like your car is eating your skills? |
| 0:41.0 | Like as cars get more advanced? I'm like why do I only have a backup |
| 0:44.7 | camera I need a front camera so I can see if I'm about to hit the car in front of me |
| 0:48.4 | when I'm parallel parking. The front camera on your car is called your eyes |
| 0:51.9 | Alyssa you should is called your eyes, Elisa. |
| 0:53.2 | You should be using your eyes. |
| 0:54.8 | Our eyes are valid for the back of the car too. |
| 1:01.0 | Hilarious as ever. |
| 1:02.2 | This week, we're joined by Dr Heather IraBunda and Megan Galey to take on the following questions. |
| 1:08.0 | Did we need another reminder of why corporations aren't our friends? |
| 1:12.0 | Why does it seem like everybody is beautiful but nobody is horny? |
| 1:16.6 | And is the Super Bowl actually going to be super this year? |
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