You got problems that you either can turn with the law

You don't know how you're supposed to earn it or what to do with it or how to keep it

You're a freak with a dark shameful secret, but you're not the only one

Teach your inner financial fears to the blessed sun

Now your healing has begun, it's bad with money with Gabby

Done!

Hello deadbeats!

I'm Gabby Done and this is Bad with Money

Why the hell aren't there women on our American money?

Sorry, I wanted to start by yelling because this is something I've wondered about forever

It seems like an easy, lovely thing to do

To acknowledge the vast and underrepresented contributions of women to this country

Put their faces on our currency

Replace one of the many white dudes already on there

We don't need all of them, we can definitely get rid of at least one

Probably slave trader Andrew Jackson, right?

It should definitely be slave trader Andrew Jackson

Or slave owner, like a lot of the rest of them

Now nobody's arguing to take George Washington off the dollar bill

But let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that he loved having slaves

Washington had 316 slaves at the time of his death

Okay, that's bad, that's very, very bad

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