Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and I'm Mila and it's Wednesday bitches.

Happy month of fucking hump day. Happy hump day. Have you humped lately? I have.

Oh, I'm jealous. Yeah, I humped lately. I'm not gonna blast anyone but I've done some

humping. Okay. But I am proud to say that we did go to a sex play party this

weekend and I did no humping at the play party and I felt really sexy about it.

I just did a lot of slow dancing. So I'm sure the people I slow dance with were

like bitch but I felt really good about it. I was watching you. Yeah you got mad at me.

I walked in front of her slow dancing moment and she was like bitch what are you

doing? I'm like this is my song and I'm looking at myself. Can you have a seat? Thanks.

And you did. You listened. I love you. I love you too. Friends that go to play parties

together, stay together. Amen. Anyway, we're in New York because we're some New York

visiting ass bitches and we can't sit the fuck down and it's true. We get our life

in New York. We act like we don't have a life. We come alive. We don't have any kids.

We don't have a responsibility. I'm still trying to figure out what a play party is.

So I mean, you don't want to play parties? No, my version is. Okay. Well, we have a very

vanilla guest today. Yeah. Very square vanilla man. Yeah. You may recognize his voice.

A very square vanilla man. He is a former rapper Joe Biden. Thank you so much for coming

on the show Joe. Thank you for having me. We've been stalking you for a very long time.

Have you been a little bit? I'm sure there's like previous DMs in there. You never

checked. Oh, actually, we're talking about stalking before we hit record and that, you

know, we can't put stalkers in a box because apparently I told Joe I don't stalk people

and he said, and I was like, no, I don't pull off people's houses. And apparently Joe

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