WOMEN DON’T WANT YOU WHEN YOU’RE A THIRSTY ASSHOLE?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), give advice to a Fucker who had a maintenance guy creepily walk in on her naked, Corinne asks men to learn to deal with their emotions themselves, and Krystyna watches an inspiring Oprah interview. Then the duo chats with stand-up comedian and podcaster, JAMIE KILSTEIN (@thejamiekilstein)! Jamie reflects on surviving the recent Texas snowstorm, his year of singledom in quarantine, a romantic meeting at a diner with a waitress who had a boyfriend, his childhood trauma, and his history of dating women who love-bomb and get absurdly jealous. Jamie gets into what it looks like to seriously commit to healing yourself, tells the story of a girl he dated for a year who got jealous of her own pussy, and confesses that he’s moved in with seven different girlfriends. Plus, mushrooms, the grief of a pet dying, moving to Arizona to save a broken relationship, and more!
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2. L-Tism – “Gravity”
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| 0:00.0 | When it comes to this economy, the cat is officially out of the bay. |
| 0:03.9 | JP Morgan's CEO warns the US is likely to tip into recession. |
| 0:08.4 | One of the world's biggest hedge funds warns we're on the road to hyperinflation, |
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| 0:29.9 | What up, fuckers? It's Christina Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher. |
| 0:33.0 | You are about to listen to a clip from guys we thought they anti-uslet Chameen podcast, |
| 0:37.7 | where we interview stand-up comedian and host of the podcast, a fuck-up |
| 0:41.6 | guide to self-help. And I did fuck up that title, so that was perfect. |
| 0:45.2 | Ooh, you need to listen to this podcast. Jamie Kelsen. |
| 0:48.4 | This is a great interview. We talk so much about relationships and breakups, but the nitty-gritty, |
| 0:54.9 | philosophical, yes. The philosophical shit. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, and if you want to hear more of this interview and our other episodes as well as podcasts |
| 1:03.6 | by people like Lena Dunham and Alyssa Bennett, Russell Brand, Michael Rappaport, Roxanne Gay, |
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| 1:15.5 | as $2.99 a month. Enjoy. |
| 1:17.7 | Now you probably, like, at least you had a great girlfriend that didn't break up with you |
| 1:21.5 | the week before. So that happened. Dude, you always are going through a breakup. |
| 1:27.6 | Jamie, you just went through a dramatic one like last year. |
| 1:30.2 | But, but, but, who's a different one? |
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