Women Can Smell The Fap Juice On You

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Latina Fetish / Incel Message Board Posts 2:03.204 Women Can Smell The Fap On You 10:19.496 More TikTokkers Against Masturbation 12:19.582 Pastor Thinks Biden Is A Demon 13:16.265 Women Are MESSES 17:54.257 True Empowerment Is Doing Degrading Sex Acts On Film 19:13.534 Your Daily Airport / Airplane Freakout 22:34.098 The Sideshow Is A True Inflation Buster! Sign Up Now 25:09.148 China’s Lingerie Models Are Men 27:14.169 Dead Husband Found In A Hoarder House 30:58.982 […]

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0:00.0	Break Sits Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 coming up on the program today, women can smell
0:05.9	dried masturbationages on you, so make sure you clean up thoroughly, men.
0:10.0	Plus, a rancid hormonal piss stink of women, marinara dipping cocks, and dudes wearing female
0:15.7	lingerie is totally normal in China.
0:18.3	Find out why today!
0:20.9	Distorted View Daily
0:24.9	Proudly presents the real Colonel Sanders, having trouble with his lines.
0:31.9	Take one.
0:32.9	Fight!
0:33.9	Fight!
0:35.9	I found a way to cook.
0:37.9	I found a way to cook, actually.
0:39.9	Come on over and try my fishery.
0:42.9	It's entirely different.
0:44.9	Yet, is this a tender and tasty?
0:46.9	No, and that's just a finger lick and good.
0:49.9	You see, I found a way to cook chicken deep down and get that real crust because it's
0:54.9	on Pope's leg.
0:55.9	It's just a standard using all kidding out there.
0:58.9	I found a way to cook chicken deep down and get that crusty, real crispy chick crust.
1:06.4	Yeah, and yet it's entirely different.
1:07.9	We're rolling.
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