Good afternoon. Oh, I'm sorry. Good morning, everybody. Welcome in to the program.

This is a show about a show that women love to hate. Women hate this show.

Guys do not want to be me.

I have nothing going for me.

I am live from Southern California.

And you know what?

I don't really care what they say about this place.

The homeless are annoying.

They're shitting everywhere.

The taxes. The aggressive gay guys i don't

really care i am very close to becoming a california guy and we can fix this place i think we can

seriously fix this place um you know there's a lot of infrastructure problems.

That's one thing.

The homeless got, we can get the homeless out.

They're not that easy to trick.

The aggressive gay guys, they're all mostly in West Hollywood, except for the one

that works here.

Not here.

Sorry, the works at the airport.

I was checking into the lounge area and there was a guy in front of it. It was an Asian couple,

a lovely Asian couple in front of me. And they were going to St. Louis. And the guy checking everyone into the lounge is like, ooh, you're going to love St. Louis. They have a great burger spot. It's called Firefish or something like that. And these Asian people are just looking at them. Like, I don't even think they spoke English. And he was like, you're going to love St. And first of all, they are not going to like St. Louis.

I don't know if you know the history between Asian people or black people, but if you look

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