Wolverines Are Real & We're Sh*tting Our Brains Out (FULL SHOW 5/20)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 130 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We brought back the legendary “Gummy Roulette” this time featuring the infamous Trader Joe's Sweet & Sour Gummies that supposedly contain enough fiber to completely destroy your digestive system. Klein bravely ate an entire bag, and by the 10 o’clock hour the show took a very unfortunate turn for his stomach. Safe to say the gummies may have lived up to their reputation. Listeners also called in with unbelievable smuggling stories, including one woman who admitted she once helped her boyfriend sneak illegal parrots, monkeys, and spiders across the border. We also heard your 'animal encounter' stories, which led to the shocking on-air discovery that Ally did not realize a wolverine is a real animal and not just a comic-book character. The show wrapped up with another edition of “Petty Claims Court,” where a wife put her husband on trial for consistently sending their kid to school dressed in mismatched clothes and ratty ass hair.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.3	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.0	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.0	Are you ready?
0:34.0	Hello, Klein and Ali, you little bitch.
0:37.2	Clan and Ali, it's just okay.
0:40.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Whoa, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:47.3	Be about Clown All right!
0:49.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:51.3	The show started.
0:53.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.2	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:57.6	Three, two, one.
1:00.9	And here we go.
1:05.0	It's Klein Howie Show.
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