Hey,

Hey everybody, it's your adamantium-filled

Holden-Fruiser, Holden McNeely.

Jake, try to be a wizard when we're talking about Wolverine. Go for it. I want to see this.

Attempt to be Wolverine right now, but as a wizard.

Listen, Bub, we got two ways to go about this. I can either launch a fireball so far up your spleen

that you'll be tasting barbecue for the rest of your life.

Or you can run home to whoever sent you and tell him that the main man, the number one

ass kicker, just rescued his teen sidekick from a bunch of ninjas.

You win!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that your victory saga is Jewish. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I love that your victory song is Jewish.

So anyways, ladies and gentlemen,

we are doing an episode today on Wolverine.

I'm very excited about it.

Wolverine definitely was like,

pretty much like, it was like before Spawn,

I needed something to hang my hat on, you know,

before Todd McFarlane just changed my world and showed me the darkness inside of me.

Before that came along, I really feel like Wolverine was who I turned to to be that,

to be that edge, to be that lonesome loner that just sort of called everybody out in X-Men that said, fuck you to X-Men, you know, all the time. It's like, Cyclops go fuck. Gene Gray, who I'm in love with, not even secretly. You know what I mean? He was a loser, a lonesome loser. And yet he was like the coolest looking dude at the same time. Like, I feel like if you were to see a picture of the X-Men at first glance, you're probably going to be like, I want to be that one and point right at Wolverine. You want to be like in terms of like in costume, you want to be the guy the batman cow with the knives for hands right that

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