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A very warm welcome, ladies and gentlemen to to Restless Natives to the podcast.

We're into episode number 25 I asked before we started this week for the very first time.

My name is Chris Smart, also known as Gordon Smart.

I'm joined today by the one and only waistcoat wearing hero of Inver Clyde,

a gorgeous, pouting, fragrant, mini-skirted star of stage and screen. The one and only,

ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Martin, Cubsden! That is for the start of stage and screen. I've not

been near a stage since I was in school, but ironically enough, I did get a play-through this week.

Did you? I had to look at it. I'm terrified of the stage, mate, but it would need to be something

because most people would say I'm not a very good actor most of the time, but I'm really

not a good actor when I'm aware of my acting, if that makes sense. And it is an art form

and it's a discipline being on stage, like projecting darling. And when they go, because somebody always says, make sure the person at the back of the

theatre can hear you.

If I'm thinking about the person at the back of the theatre, I'm fucked because you're

already out.

And I get the fear like looking in.

If I was looking in the crowd and if I saw, if I saw your stupid face in the front row,

gave me a wanker sign, I'd go.

Which I would do. I would do it. I would do it.

I'd go every night just to do that to you.

So I got, there was one play I nearly done a long time.

So it would need to be a character, probably Scottish, which was just a bit of a live wire.

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