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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday after Coachella. It's ToastCella. Welcome back. Hey, Jacks. How you motherfucking Dern? Dern good. Toastella greater than Cocheller. Do you feel this call? Wokecella. There was like so many scandals. I know you don't even know about them because a lot of them are happening on TikTok. It was woke wires crossing chella. Yeah, like, oh, I loved it. We have so much to talk about. Oh, I want to know more than what I know. You have no idea what's going on. Do you know about the Starbucks creator house? I don't know about the Starbucks creator house, but that's our sponsor right there, what they do.

I will tell you all about it in our first story where we recap Coachella. Hey, Jax, welcome back to the show. I didn't speak to you all weekend.

We kept missing each other.

We were playing phone tag all weekend.

I think starting Friday night.

We actually spoke a little bit Friday night.

But then, of course, like Ben walked into the room and I was done.

Ruin to everything.

By the way, classic clock. starting Friday night. We actually spoke a little bit Friday night, but then, of course,

just like Ben walked into the room and I was done. Ruined everything. By the way, classic Claude. Claude? Classic Ben. He comes in the room and just, like, demands, like, he's so controlling. But like, classic Claude hanging up for him. Yeah, sorry. Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, if you're in the room with me, you do take precedent, unless there's like an emergency on the phone.

No, I'm just saying.'m like, I'm like, if you're in the room with me, you do take precedent, unless there's like an emergency on the phone.

No, I'm just saying. I feel like people wouldn't like think that about you. I let a man control me. And I think some of you just could actually like benefit from being controlled by your man because some of you guys are out of control. I'm 100% kidding. Yeah, no. She lets it and control her.

I just feel like people don't know that about her.

No, and I just want to say letting the man control her. I just feel like people don't know that about her. No,

and I just want to say letting a man control you is

grossly underrated.

I'm not talking about obviously in like a toxic

manipulative abusive way. Barring abuse.

Just like a few years ago, I made the decision to like let

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