Woke Up At The Wrong Place

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	The purpose of today's podcast is to make you laugh. That's really a Wednesdays
0:03.4	especially with a moment in Kramer history. We just want to go back to ridiculous things
0:06.4	they used to talk about in the radio and laugh about how absurd they were.
0:09.5	Today, ever been so drunk that you woke up in somebody else's house?
0:12.9	And the answer is yes, you'll hear those calls today on the show. Welcome.
0:16.7	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:21.1	Not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:26.0	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:30.1	Yep. Here we go. It's the 8th of March. This is our daily podcast that we do every single day.
0:35.8	We have three principles in case you're new to our show. Live, laugh, love your mom.
0:39.8	That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom.
0:43.0	I co-host Nancy Yancy. Hi mom. Hi, honey.
0:46.0	I wouldn't expect this to be a thing from you. Like, I think there's
0:49.0	advocacy when it comes to getting a massage, right? Like it's already like a kind of
0:52.5	uncomfortable experience. Like you're decloed, unclothed in front of.
0:57.4	Decloed in front of a stranger, right? And then all of a sudden,
1:01.4	like, they're like rubbing your body and like some very intimate areas.
1:05.6	And there's like this level of trust you have to have.
1:09.6	Clearly, right? Like, it's just you can't just be willy-nilly with that.
1:16.0	So I was really surprised with all the requests my mom makes for a massage.
1:21.3	You went there with with Dramaghi, my sister to do the massage.
1:24.5	Does that what happened? Yeah. And so I didn't know you had this list one massage request,
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