Woke Therapy (w/ Fiona Landers)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:08.9	Why won't you date me?
0:11.1	Why won't you date me?
0:13.0	Please tell me why.
0:17.2	Oh.
0:19.2	Yaaaaay!
0:21.1	Yaaaaay!
0:22.5	Yaaaaay!
0:23.5	Oh yeah!
0:24.5	Baby!
0:25.5	Welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:29.5	A podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single even though I will not.
0:40.1	No I want to be eating out.
0:41.5	I was going to say even though you don't have to eat me out but like you absolutely have
0:44.7	to.
0:45.7	Um, even though that's it, I don't know.
0:49.3	I can't think of anything today.
0:52.3	My guess today.
0:53.3	Okay I would on your IMDb you were a child actor and I still have to eat.
0:58.7	You were on full house.
1:00.7	Fiona Landers!
1:01.7	Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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