Last week, we got a new Pope, and Franny wasn't doing shows, and so I couldn't, you know, opine.

But this week, the new Pope has assumed the Pope's rightful Twitter handle.

Pontifics.

So I'm assuming he's taking over, obviously, from Pope Francis, RIP.

And let's just run down what we know. This Pope is from Chicago. This Pope spent two decades living in Peru. This pope's great, great grandmother,

Celeste Lamelle, was a free woman of color from a Creole family that made it, that made its

wealth from cattle ranching. He's black mean you know in part he's a woke

marxist pope y'all uh and i want to know literally everything about him um and the fact that he's an

american and uh i said this i was talking to Wajah Ali on his show, and I said it there, and I'll say it again.

It very much is a signal from the conclave, from a bunch of cardinals who are like, you know what?

We need better Americans on the world stage.

Maybe this can be a countervailing force to the rise of authoritarianism and fascism that we're seeing in the United States.

Maybe this guy could lead us out of these dark ages.

Yes, somehow the Vatican is going to lead us out of the dark ages.

They're pretty sure the Vatican's very pro-Dark Ages, but, you know, a, wilder,

weirder things have happened.

And so, today, his, I think his second tweet ever, Pope Leo, the 14th, has tweeted, has twat.

War is never inevitable, weapons can and must fall silent, for they will never solve problems, but only intensify them.

Those who sow peace will endure throughout history, not those who reap victims.

Others are not enemies to hate, but human beings with whom

to speak. So out the gate, anti-war, out the gate, just very much a Gaza sub-tweet here. We are

definitely talking about the genocide. We're definitely talking about,

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