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Alright ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us on today's episode of Who Can Be The Most Woke?

And today our first contestant is Will Whitt over here.

Hi Will.

Hello.

I'm going to pick up Hill Battle today because he's going to be facing off against Amola Epinobi.

Who, as you can see, is Black and Female.

Also yes, yes my pronouns are she, her you probably should have asked me that before we did this but it's okay.

I would like a point because that was pretty sexist of you to assume that she was a female.

Well I said it first so I think I get the point for that.

But anyways let's continue.

You guys are doing great so far. Just keep going.

Thank you.

I think I should win Who Is The Most Woke?

Well due to my you know avid work in marginalized communities, I'm constantly working with the trans community, the Hispanic community, the gay community.

And I recognize there's a lot of intersectionality between those communities.

So you know I'm constantly doing the work, putting in the work, elevating the voices that need to be elevated.

And I think mine is a voice that needs to be elevated.

So I've been working on a new project. Pretty exciting stuff.

Actually I went to a Native American graveyard and there were some white people who put up an apartment complex.

I kicked them all out and I moved homeless gay blacks into the apartment complex.

I mean I think that's really important but an issue that I take with that is that you a white man moved blacks to a specific area.

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