How we're doing, church?

Doing good.

I hope so.

Hope you're excited.

You pick a great weekend to show up or to tune in because it is Beach

Baptism Weekend.

Are you ready for it?

And not only is it that, which is one of the best weekends of our whole year, but also

the moment you decide you're going to teach verse by verse through

the gospel of John, then as a preacher, you know, can't wait to get to John 316.

Because if you can't preach John 316, you just need to turn in your credentials.

You ain't a preacher, you understand?

It's probably the most famous verse.

You know it well, because our very own Timmy Tebow wrote it on

his face one time. Remember this? A bunch of years ago during the National Championship. They were playing

Oklahoma. The name of his team slips me. I can't remember who he was flipped. But anyway, that's not the

point. The points Jesus. Hush, man. Listen, so 94 million people Google John 316 while they were watching that game.

And then three years later, to the day, when he's playing for the Broncos, I remember that team,

in the playoffs against the Steelers, nobody likes the Steelers. You can't be a Christian and like the Steelers.

The Bible says, thou shalt not

steal. So come on, give me a break. Read your Bible people. But at the end of that game,

they won. He had an 80-yard touchdown pass. It was like a 20-yard pass, ran for 60 yards. But you

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