Wizards Are JUST AS BAD as Voldemort (Here’s Why)
Harry Potter Theory
Harry Potter Theory
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:50.2 | The following podcast contains audio extracted from videos on the Harry Potter Theory YouTube channel. |
| 0:56.0 | How self-slave, goblins banned from using wands, werewolves shunned. |
| 1:02.0 | Is it just me or are wizards kind of awful? |
| 1:06.0 | Voldemort is widely known for his strong hatred of muggles, |
| 1:10.0 | essentially believing that any human |
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