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Now let's gentlemen, it's the Whitetailment Christmas quiz. That's what we have here

Let me introduce you to our team members from radio force front row Mark Lawson

From heat magazine and half of Boyden Floyd. That's Boyd Hilton

From in the loop and the thick of it Joanna Scanlon

And yet the half of Boyden Floyd that's Nigel Floyd

Now we're on team captain's a Hugh Bonneville sent his apologies. He is snowed in so please welcome the man who is Truman Capote color

Rove and most importantly dobbie the house elf Toby Jones

David Morrissey also sends his apologies. He's had a bereavement in the family and he can't be with us now

Clearly that means we've only got one team captain and Boyd and Mark are sitting either side of a cardboard cutout of Jason Isis a very fetching cardboard cutout of Jason Isis with his

Tash that's right from from skeletons one of my favorite films of the year more of which next week

Thank you, but it just seems to us that I mean, it's not fair apart from anything else two people in a cardboard cutout

Doesn't equal three people on the other team

What I think what I think it's sort of the pantomime season

So what I was wondering is if we could work some Whitetailment Panto festive magic with the cardboard cutout

And if we all said hello Jason Isis to the cardboard cutout. It'll still be a cardboard cutout. I'm sorry

Okay, so maybe I if we could all maybe you know wishes come true on this day of days

How does this work? It's not coming true. He's abroad. So I'm just telling you so ladies and gentlemen after three

Please let's just look at the cardboard cutout and you at home if you could just imagine a cardboard cutout

If you could say hello Jason Isis after three and then maybe our Christmas wish might come true

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