Welcome back to the creamiest of the cream spots I'm your co-host, the delicious,

delicious, and I'm Rob Dog. Hi everybody. It really just sets a negative tone for the show anytime you have to one of us has to fight with our spouses before we record this fucking thing.

Yeah, I was down here in the laundry room with my wife. We were picking some stuff up and she was directing me to do things.

And I had to go to the bathroom and I knew if I went to the bathroom, she'd accuse me of taking an extended break. So I'd like to take a shit.

No, just a pee. I'll go as soon as I went to the bathroom and she was going to start fucking yelling at me.

I always play the shit card whenever we're cleaning. I do too, but I think she's I think she's on to me 30 minutes later. I'll show up.

I'm like, no help to you. I fucking got everything done already. I'm sorry. I was pooping.

I can hate your call babe. I can't help it. Well, I did what every man would do and she looked over and I was pissed inside the washing machine.

I was just going to ask you if that's something normal or if that's something's a little weird for you or weird.

Have you ever you've never you don't ever piss on the washing machine?

No, I've pissed in a sump pump before.

Have you ever pissed inside of another human before?

No, I have not. Well, you want to talk about some pressure.

Yeah. Well, if you've ever pissed inside of a washing machine,

Ryan's an email, bro, hi, a podcast at gmail.com. Let us know if that's something you do on the reg.

Yeah, this is the no judgment zone.

My cousin was helping me move some stuff the other night and he used to live in the attic where I used to live in my parents house.

But he's a generation before me. He's 40, 41. I'm 32. So you know, 10 year difference.

Right.

We were at my parents house taking a refrigerator into their house and he looked up at that top window.

And he said, man, I've taken some pisses out of that window before.

I know.

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