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You said I'm fed up already we haven't even started now. I was I was just getting myself in I was just gonna do a

Boy, Mark was up because I hadn't done one for a while

Okay, and I was getting complaints but you went

Mark what was up with your big big I was gonna say big fat face. That's no good is it Mark my son

What's up with your bad self what my son once wrote a thank you card?

You know after you when you have children's parties. He's really was a lot younger you have children's parties and people come along with

Presence and the kids will go oh great thanks and the parents sit there writing everything down because there's the nightmare of doing and the thing

You have to do it immediately afterwards the next day you have to do all the thank you letters and somebody gave him a

fat face something and

So I wrote well like in the label the kind of clothes clothing. Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a it's apparently it's a popular clothing line

Yes, it is it is okay. I never wore anything by them, but I'm sure their product is marvelous. Yes, and all others will be it anyway

Keep it so thank you. So I wrote down

Ruella fat face, okay, and then the way that he was doing the the cards, you know dear Ruella

He didn't put thank you for and he wrote dear blula. Thank you for my fat face

Well, I thought you were gonna say he wrote dear fat face. No, which would have been a whole lot worse

No, anyway, the good thing about that story is I'd never heard it before and no it's amazing

It's who knew that there was I got I got okay. I've got two new jokes. You haven't heard before

Okay, okay. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

I remember this one but go on to me. It's a very obscure number you wouldn't have heard about yes, I remember that and then

How did the hips to burn their mouth? I?

Don't know how did the hips to burn his or her mouth they put hot stuff in it long before it was cool

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