BBC Five Live.

I'm not going to say five live.

Right, are we recording?

There are two things that I need to do and I'll do them.

Do you want to say, well, that's not that you don't start a

podcast by saying, are we recording there's a number of things I want to say?

Why?

Because we have to engage people just a little bit more like saying, hi, welcome

to the podcast. You know, we've missed you well, we've been away.

All that kind of stuff. You know, it's like a general, you don't walk into your house and go

right, here's the things you go, hi, did you have a nice day?

Okay, so I tell you the worst thing about that is that that is what I get told

I do. If there is, if there is one criticism above all the criticisms that I

get in my house, it is that apparently I have a really annoying habit

of walking into a room where other people are having a conversation

and just talking straight across them.

I can't imagine.

If nothing could possibly be going on in that room outside of my experience

and every single time I do it, the good lady professor her indoors does this

look and it's the look that says, I have told you about not doing this

and then I feel about an inch small and then I call out the room again

and I come back in again, I'm really sorry but I can't.

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