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That is a really, really weird noise.

Do you think?

It's the squeaky chair I've been given.

That's not squeaky, it's creaky and a bit horrible.

I, do you want to swap chairs?

No, no, I'm fine.

Okay, that's very good.

There is, you can check, you can move to that one over there.

I want Rory Kethlin Jones's chair from his super tech show that he does for world

service. We'll see what we can do. I think we should get one of our top

production team to trundle and steal, basically.

Trundle a chair.

Pop this chair next door and then see if anyone notices.

Anyway, so we're on and a very exciting show because although at the time of this this conversation we haven't

announced the world a new competition by the time the podcast has been

launched we will at the competition so and today's the day so for the first hour of the show, and this is well on you too.

That's right. That is the title that we're going with.

No, no, it's well on you, but humorously, because it gives you an opportunity to vent your prejudice.

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