BBC Radio 5 Live

All right Mark. All right Simon. What's up? What's up with your bed self?

I can't do that voice the other way you get. You look as though you're about to go on a demo.

You got your demo clothes on.

I'm not. I'm not doing anything. Just be told not to do it. I'm just saying the point I'm making

is a wardrobe one, not a political one. I just like to say that I'm not saying a word. I know.

I'm just making because you've got your casual I'm not doing the television thing. Are you doing TV

later? I am doing TV later. I hope you're not going dressed like that because they'll never let you

want because Jane Hill won't, she won't recognise me. No, I've got my, I've got my, actually the reason for

the cash. So I've come down from festivals. Nothing political. You're dressed festival, they're

yoga is perfectly perfectly fine. Everyone calm down. Look, he's making notes calm down. Everybody says

this isn't none of this is going in the show. It's festival. It's festival gear. It's festival gear.

Oh yeah. I was trying to talk us out of a problem. There's no problem.

Oh god. Okay. You must know. Anyway, it's very nice to say you however you're dressed. I was

thinking to the script. I was just not saying anything when he was being being. Have you packed

properly for festival? You do. Can I, can I have this conversation? We can talk about going to

one or two. For heaven's sake man. For you, when you pack for a festival.

Okay. I radio wife was telling me about the things you have to pack. Apparently you have to pack

glitter. Lots of glitter. Have you got glitter? No, I haven't got glitter. You're supposed to have

glitter. Why? I was just arguing for a factor 50 in anti-histamine and earplugs. Yeah, well,

what I really need is bug spray. Because firstly, I am like a magnet for every, every blood-sucking

bug in the world. Yes. Like when the good lady professor her indoors, her outdoors, right? You know,

...