BBC 5 live.

Oi Mark, oi Simon, what is up with your big bad self?

I am a badderist and biggerist self.

I am back from Toronto.

Oh yeah, I thought I could see you there.

So we're going to have got a brand new feature coming up in just a second.

But before we get there, just I don't know, some people are really, really fussy.

Um, so for example.

In your own time when you finished shuffling with your bits of paper.

Peter Morris, hailing from the Celtic corner of the church,

a lovely county Claire in the west of Ireland.

Myself and the good lady designer, her indoors, currently five months pregnant,

not a convert to the church, are taking a trip this weekend,

down to West Cork and Kerry, where we hope to head out to the coast

and look gleefully at the Skellig Islands,

where much of the last Jedi was filmed.

You with me so far?

Yes.

I heard of our four-hour journey to Kerry.

I felt this might be a good time to try and convert herself to the church.

We watched lots of films, regular attendees at the local cinemas,

however, she's not taken to the podcast as of yet.

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