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Hey, everybody, welcome to this week's episode of shut up a second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zoe B. And I'm Adam. And today's topic is which is again, one more time, for the last time. Which wishes? All of... In brackets featuring Jackson. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha accent.

Will you become a witch?

Will you become a witch?

Wouldn't I surely become a warlock?

Yeah, I don't know about that.

Boys can be witches.

Can they?

It's 2019.

Let boys be femme. Yeah. It's a thing, though, back in like, back when the witch hunts were happening, it didn't matter. Yeah. If you were a boy or a girl, like whatever. Yeah, job description shouldn't be divided by gender. Yeah. Hang them either way. If they're a boy or a girl, hang the witches. Did you know, here's a crazy story about witches. Right off the bat. So it's the witch times, right? Salem Witch trials. Salem Witch trials. Salem Witch trials. Oh man, I love the Salem Witch Time trials. You know, they tried to do the Eye of Newt thing as quickly as possible. Three, two, one, go. Time violation. That's a joke for people who played Formula One on the Nintendo 64.

Please write us in if you played, and I mean write with pen and paper.

Please send us mail that says I played Formula One on PlayStation.

On Nintendo 64.

Nintendo 64.

Anyway, so, goodness me.

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