Sometimes I make my iced coffee a little too sweet. And I feel like a child when I drink it.

Is it mostly creamer? It's mostly creamer. And you know what? I tell myself that it's okay because

it's like sugar-free creamer, so it tastes sweet, but it's not chocolate full of sugar, but I still

feel asile at all. Stavia, thank you. I still feel like I'm drinking like a

mudslide, like a children's drink. Well, a mudslide's very adult, but you know what I mean?

Well, but you know, I mean like it's for the child and all of us. Yeah. Yeah. How else am I supposed

to start my day? Did I remember that being like a little kid, you know? And like, you know,

when you're little and like not even little, I guess when I was like a teenager and I would be like,

I would look at drink menus, be like, what is going to be my first drink that I would whenever I,

and I remember it was always like the fucking chocolate martinis with like the first she surrepped

and what I didn't. I think those are so gross now, but like I remember the first time I tried one

and I was just like, oh, that's not what I thought. My first legally ordered drink was

indeed a chocolate martini. We're the same. Great that you bring that up. From like,

from like I really want to say, I'm pretty sure it was an olive garden. Hey, so

bougie. I was going to say apple bees because that's where I remember seeing it on the menu

in particular. I remember the place, but I remember the drink. And I remember I made that guy

to eat me. I made him do it. I've been it for the novelty. Listen, hold me. I don't care if you want

to be nice to me. And you know, it's crazy. Is I got the chocolate martini because like, because

you know, same thought process there. Like, oh, my, you know, my first, but I had had many drinks at

this point. So I don't know why I was going for that because it feels, it feels celebratory,

you know, it feels like the equivalent of free birthday dessert, you know, but like alcoholic.

I thought the word martini stuck in there made it classy. Yeah, but I don't have, I don't

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