Winter Wonderland Holiday Spectacular!

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Our Christmas episode doesn't start out very Xmasy if I remember correctly and warning for those who listen around young kids who still believe in Santa: at one point someone blurted out that Santa isn't real. We also talked about Merry Christmas versus Happy Holidays and my strange relationship with Judaism and why it sometimes feels icky when people make a point of saying "Happy Holidays" or rather, why it felt icky growing up. But this one isn't all conflict and outing Santa. We also talk about soda wars, what everyone's doing for the holidays, Greg's eczema, favorite Christmas programming and an off-the-cuff Christmas-themed #AL quiz. Plus we did a round of holiday themed Just Me Or Everyone. (This just in: on the episode I referred to it as an "extravaganza" not a "spectacular." It's both!)

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0:00.0	It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring,
0:07.6	except for my spouse.
0:09.6	I awoke to a sound, and my heart was a flutter.
0:12.2	Alas, it was Allison's spring, I can't believe it's not butter.
0:16.6	But low by the fireplace a man dressed in red.
0:19.4	He had a long white beard and called himself Fred.
0:22.1	Santa, I cried, I can't believe you are real for twenty dollars he slurred, I'll tell you
0:26.1	the deal.
0:27.1	I gave him the money and asked him to tell who had been naughty and who had been swell.
0:31.7	He threw up on my slippers, but what he was trying to say was, Jenna Kim Jones had been
0:36.6	good every day.
0:38.9	He passed out by the tree and from his throat came a gurgle.
0:42.3	That Alan Moss is a good boy, go ask a turtle.
0:46.5	And then all at once he sat up with a start, Greg Heller was bad, he said, with a fart.
0:51.9	And what about Jeff, I asked the old cooter, sure, he was good too.
0:55.8	He replied as he stole my computer, with a wink he was gone out the front door he flew.
1:01.2	As I heard my wife sneeze, I cried, take me with you.
1:05.0	I turned back in silence, now in the love bus I sit, happy Christmas to all, and to all
1:10.7	a great show.
1:25.8	Hello my little candy canes, it's me Allison, welcome to our special day before Christmas
1:42.2	holiday Winter Wonderland extravaganza.
1:46.8	I would like to say hello to my guest, hello Greg Heller.
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