And if I were a fallen angel, like, would I appear as a giant pig?

I don't know.

If I've been around for millennia, sure.

Welcome to your wrong about the podcast where we tell you about best sellers that you

read the first 13 pages of and then got bored.

I feel like the Amityville Horror specifically is a book you would see underneath the leg of

a table.

Yes.

It serves multiple functions.

I think that that's an honor.

If you can write a book that can hold up someone's aunties table, you're doing something

right.

I mean, if you find an early paperback copy of the Amityville Horror, the copyright page

is often really funny in those because it's like first printing September 1977, second

printing.

November 1977, third printing January 1978, like I'm making this up because I don't have

one of these in front of me.

But I've seen copies where it goes through eight or 10 printings in about a year because

the way the public gobbled this book up just means that there's like so many copies of

it floating around in the world with us all the time.

When there's a huge cultural mother load like that, I think it's going to be so easy to

get an early edition of something.

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