‘Winning the Trans Olympics‘ (Andy Miles)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2021
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Communication, Lubrication, Relaxation, Start Small! Powerlifter, bisexual transman & sex educator Andy Miles is living his dream writer’s life in NYC, deeply in lust with a talented new FWB off Scruff. Then COVID hits, & it all goes awry, so he channels his inner Type A queer during quarantine to start a whole new kind of workout. If Lockdown means that the gyms are closed, then it’s time to train new muscles. #FrontHole #AnalTraining #Queer #Trans
Andy Miles is a contributing writer at Xtra, an award-winning online magazine specializing in queer and trans politics, culture, sex, relationships, and health. Andy is currently writing a memoir, I Took Your Name, about how he told his straight husband he was a man.
https://andybandyopadhyay.com/
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Song: ‘Dripeesha’ (Todrick Hall, featuring Tiffany Haddish)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image. |
| 0:08.4 | Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go. |
| 0:12.1 | All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:19.5 | I am enormous. |
| 0:21.6 | Get used to it. |
| 0:25.6 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:30.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me. |
| 0:35.6 | Can you see? I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be |
| 0:41.3 | Hey my vagina is eight miles wide |
| 0:46.3 | Absolutely everyone can come inside |
| 0:50.3 | If you're ever brightened, just run and hide. |
| 0:58.4 | My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:02.4 | Why? |
| 1:06.2 | Hi there. |
| 1:08.5 | And welcome to the body storytelling podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Delo Tour, and this week we have a story from sex educator and bisexual trans man, Andy Miles. |
| 1:28.1 | How's your week going? I'm incredibly boring lately. I know that a lot of people like to catch up on what's going on in my life in this part of the show, |
| 1:35.3 | but there's not much except preparing for big change. The end of this year, I have a lot of stuff changing in my life. And I'm trying to be calm, stay in my home, clean, organize, get rid of things, and be prepared for what's next. |
| 1:47.5 | The high point in my week was going out with my best friend Lil P. |
| 1:50.9 | And I had told her about my favorite fish and chips place, which she now loves. |
| 1:55.5 | So our routine has been. |
| 1:57.9 | I pick it up. |
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