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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Winning a TV Dating Show (w/ Craig Conant)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love, Comedy Interviews, Advice, Interview, Encounters, Dating Apps, Podcast, Dating, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Stories, Relationships, Date, Sex, Comedy, Single, Therapy, Relationship, Nicole Byer, Tinder, Sexuality, Bumble, Hookups, Interviews, Couples, Romance, Raya, Hookup

4.916K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Craig Conant joins Nicole to discuss how sleeping with a chucklefucker led to him to become a baby daddy, his experience winning MTV's hit dating show "Next", and having sex at the movies on a first date. Plus, his many tales of farting on authority.

Check out Craig's tour dates here: www.craigconant.com/#tour

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Why won't you date me?

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Why won't you date me?

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Why won't you date me?

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Why won't you date me?

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Why won't you date me?

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Please! Why won't you date me?

0:13.0

Please tell me why.

0:15.0

Oh, baby.

0:17.0

Oh, baby,

0:24.3

welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Jape Be a Podcast or Me Nicole Byer

0:27.7

was trying to figure out why I'm still single even though you could put me in a pasture and milk me and say, you a nice cow.

0:40.1

My guest today is a hilarious comedian, host of the podcast Community Service.

0:44.3

He is the winner of MTV's dating show Next, and you can see him touring stand up all over America,

0:50.7

and I think he's so funny, go to his Instagram because he post a

0:55.1

ton of jokes and there's this really great joke whatever I'll get into it it's

1:00.0

Craig Conan!

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Hey how are you? I Hey, how are you?

1:03.0

I'm fabulous. How are you?

1:05.0

Okay.

1:06.0

I'm good.

1:07.0

I love this joke that you have about getting raided

1:10.0

and then you knew one of the officers because you went to.

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