What's up everybody? Welcome to your bonus episode. We are still in Austin. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, 20-story mansion, minus 19 floors and 19 stories, which are the same thing.

We're in a nice Airbnb. Yes we are. As you know, of course this bonus episode is going to be about why is Detroit so close to Madison was concept. Yes. Yes. We're trying to figure that out right now. We're flying into Madison. As you're watching this, we are obviously in Madison doing shows. And we're trying to figure out why the flight is five hours from Austin,

to Detroit, and then 20 minutes from Detroit to Madison. Moreover, during all these years that Detroit has been in a downslide, if it's only a 20 minute flight away, why didn't more people leave Detroit and go to Madison? Yes. It doesn't make sense. The numbers are not lining up. They're like Biden's election numbers. Yes. Yes. We got to review those. Yes. Yes. Have to be still reviewed. Yes. Yes. You know who wants that more than anybody? Who's that?

Trump. Yes he does. He's still on the case. Yeah. There's one investigator on that case. And that's Donald Trump. Yeah. Yeah. He's still on the case. He's politically constipated. Yes. He's politically still caught on it. Yeah. That's like me trying to figure out who stole my lunch. Yeah. It's going to be you. It's probably going to be me. Yeah. It was me in college. It might have been me during the drinking blackout. Yeah. Sometimes you accuse yourself of stealing your own stuff. Yeah. Your guy that gets confused easily. I mean, you were looking for your own glasses for about an hour. Yes.

Today and they were on your face. They were on my face. They were on my face. I'm a guy who is not good at multitasking. No, you're not. I'm not a multitasking. Yeah. Yeah. When I do one thing, I'm doing that one thing and that's it. Yeah. Even if that be driving, if you start a conversation with me, you're guaranteed one thing. And that's to miss the exit. Yes, you will. You know that now from experience. Yes. From experience. I got to talk to you. I got to talk to you. No Columbus behind the wheel. No, I'm no Columbus behind the wheel. Yeah. I'm more of a woman behind the wheel. Yeah. You're losing Clark. I'm your secretary.

Yeah. That's what it is. I don't have a sense of direction because as you know, they were born by nature with smaller brains. We've said it once. We've said it a million times. You said that. Not me. But go ahead. Yeah. I've said I tried to throw you in there. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. You see, yeah. You're at the point of your career where you're like, I still got to watch what I say. And I'm at the point of my career where I know I don't have to watch what I say anymore. Yeah. It's two different places. But it's a nice sea saw to be on. It's a nice sea saw. I mean, but it's opposite when it comes to our diets because you have to watch the sweet.

Yeah. And I could eat whatever I want. So yeah. Yes. Yes. We are. It's opposite of the diets right now. But I am trying to watch what I'm eating. Yes. You're doing a pretty good job. You're doing pretty good. I've been working out. I feel a lot better. I'm going to get cut again. Yes. You're working out. You're working out. I just feel my wife to be attracted to me again. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right now, I just look like Tony soprano when I walk around. Yeah. You look like Tony soprano. Like you're not helping yourself out because you're 14 years older than your wife. It's not helping myself out at all. Yeah. Is there any way to lose age? Is there any way

to lose? Everyone's got a diet plan for food. But is there any way to lose age? Can I go on an age diet? I want to lose years. Yes. I think you have to go to age diet and it's called having a million dollars in your bank account. That helps. That helps. Yeah. I mean, all the especially being in Hollywood. Yeah. Somehow those people, I guess when you have 22 hours a day, months in between movie roles during the pandemic, years between movie roles. And if you're certain actors who aren't hot anymore, years between

movie roles. You got time, son. You got time to take care of yourself. You got time. In fact, that's your primary job. That and the blade, the baby blood helps them keep young. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You have to mix it with beet juice. Yep. And you got to mix it with, uh, I've been watching a lot of liver king on Instagram. You got to eat a lot of liver apparently. Got to eat a lot of liver. Yeah. And you got to, you got to mix up with a Brooklyn Cannery. That's what you got to do. You got to have a Brooklyn Cannery. Yeah. Shout out. I'm totally sick of turning on these fucking Instagrams every night. I'm scrolling at night, right? Because my

serendium, my serendium, whatever it's called, Sarcadian rhythm. Sarcadian rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. Yani Papi been saying names and things wrong since the 80s. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're white. So you always have a problem with rhythm. Yeah. Yeah. I, um, what was this in your Sarcadian rhythms and you're sleeping at the same. Yeah. I'm sick of, I'm sick of scrolling around and watching these like one note influencers, uh, who just post the same video again about like what it's like.

To eat as a raw vegan. Yeah. And then every, here's my day. And then they eat, there's a few of them I follow just because there's something coming and soothing about vegan's voices. You know, it's just like because they're so, uh, they're so low on energy. Yes. Very breathy. Dude, it's like, it's very calming. Um, like, hey, this is what I eat as a raw vegan. Today I had a full watermelon. And then they sit there and they go, and they do this like overly. It's the histrionics of it. It's like they do this overly.

Flamboyant. Um, as if, dude, we know what watermelon tastes like. Yeah. I love watermelon. Um, but after the hundredth meal with watermelon, I just watched a hundred videos of you in a row eating watermelon for lunch. Um, by that, you know, I don't care how good my food is by the second or third one. I'm not going. Oh, I'm going. I need to get something out. Give me a barbecue chicken from Shlopskies. Yeah. Yeah. Which is what we just had. We're just had. Yeah. Texas size. Texas size, which is a little, a small is a large. Yeah. The people too. Yeah.

Especially in San Antonio. Yeah. Yeah. San Antonio. You got to watch yourself, son. You got to watch yourself. You got to say, excuse me a lot of times. Yeah. We were in San Antonio having fun. And I think this may be switching from the bonus to the main episode. We don't know. No. Yeah. We, we messed around a little bit. We'll get back on track. But yeah, San Antonio. We perform there. And I was, I was worried about whether we were going to be able to fit in San Antonio. Yeah. Yeah. We were walking in San Antonio. How Tom Cruise

walks on the legs for missing impossible. Yes. Yeah. It's just not a lot of room in that town. Because the people take up a lot of room. Not at all. They have a city ordinance in San Antonio where buildings can only be a certain height. Because they don't want any of those San Antonio natives on the top floors, causing the solar eclipse. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's spacious people. You know, there's, there's a lot of shade in San Antonio gets hot. That shade is under trees and people. Yeah. Yeah. And we saw the Alamo. That's a nice little brick wall.

Yeah. We saw some Israelites and we saw a fight with, see, the Israelites. Right. And then the other influencer was the liver king. He's the other way. They're just like, Oh, one influencer is telling me only eat fruit. And the other ones telling me only eat meat. Yeah. How about a balance disregard your brand. Yeah. And how you've turned yourself into a content. And I just eat a little bit of both. And not as much as people in San Antonio eat.

That's all you need. And I think I'll be fine. It gets yourself a balance. That's all you need. Yeah. Because look, if we weren't supposed to eat meat dog, I don't think God would have put protein in animals flesh. No, it wouldn't. He did. That's how you know this place is vicious. Yeah. And this could be hell. Imagine setting up a game where you put the protein that you need to survive in other animals flesh. Yeah. Like dogs. If like you, any of us can eat each other and we'd live at least a week or two. Well, you guys would live at least three or four weeks. Because my body's a little bigger. You can eat on my fat. Yeah.

You're more tasty. I feel like a rubin. Yeah. Yeah. You have a tender forearm. Yeah. I feel like a rubin. If you ate me, I'd be like, I'd be like a marbled rubin. Yeah. Yeah. You, you'd be like, um, you'd be like a cul-cux. No fat on them. You know, just pure protein. Don't fill you up that much. Yeah. Because you're skinny. Yeah. But me, if you ate me, you're gonna, it's gonna be, I'm gonna be a juicy or meal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can make gravy out of you. Yeah. So, um,

in San Antonio, we took a nice little walk down to the river walk, which I swam for Ukraine, um, which, uh, all that money that you donated me on my Kickstarter, I promise we'll make it to the Ukraine. By the way, how's all this money making it to the Ukraine? I don't know that people are raising for it. If they don't got internet, I don't know. I mean, how's it go? I don't believe everyone who's raising money for the Ukraine is actually getting that money to the Ukraine. Yeah. Because they're in the middle of a, uh, a war zone. They can't just make a stop at the ATM right now. No, they can't. There's definitely some people with jail.

They've broken iPhones in Ukraine right now. Yeah. I'm pretty sure the banks are closed in Ukraine. Yeah. Yeah. And if you think they got Bitcoin over there, you got another thing. Got another thing. Okay. They're in Ukraine. They don't even have, uh, the newest Will Smith movie. Yeah. Whenever you go to those countries, I remember going to Greece is a little kid and in like, not even a little kid. I remember going to Greece in like 2006. Yeah. And I was watching like, UMTV rap videos from 91. Yeah. They get shit laid over there. Yeah. Fine young cannibal. She drives me crazy.

I think is a hit right now in the Ukraine. Yeah. Those guys are torn over there as the new thing. Yeah. They're world premiering Aaron Brock of its right now. Yeah. Justin Bieber is not even born yet in the Ukraine. Yeah. They're, they're behind. So if you think they got Bitcoin, you got another thing coming. They don't think they haven't even heard a Bitcoin. Yeah. I mean, you know, the rest of the world is behind, but shout out Elon Musk for giving them Starlink, which I'll pretend to understand what that is. I guess it's internet of a truck or something. Yeah. Probably shoots up to the sky and then beams it down into Ukraine. Yeah. Cause I saw a picture of it. It's just like Michigan.

It's like machines in a truck. I was like, that's like internet that fell off a truck. Yeah. Those are the, that's like buying sneakers off the black market. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, you're like, where do you sneakers come from? It's Wi-Fi from Jamaica having you. It's Wi-Fi from Jamaica Avenue. I guess it's what Starlink is. I don't know. It's portable, portable internet. Yeah. So they're giving them internet. And that's helping them catch up to all those Russian, uh, Russian games, uh, Russian games. Um, I'm in between a war and a final four news. So my fault. Yeah. I just, I just mixed up by March madness and World War II news. Yeah.

I called it, they're in the middle of a game. They're not the middle of a game. Yeah. I'm sorry to the, your Ukrainian people are suffering. I just referred to what you're going through as a game. Yeah. They are suffering where they are up to all right now. Yeah. But let's be honest. This final four coming up is going to be a war. Yes, it is. So Ukrainians, you guys think you have it hard. But think about the mountain that the underdog North Carolina has to climb to beat the plus minus four favorite.

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