Winning $5,000 in Billiards
Lightweights Podcast
Joe Vulpis
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Infrared gyms, having our own menu item, doughbriks is close to opening, and the most insane billiards night! This is lightweights, shout out to Ilya's dad.
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| 0:00.0 | Anyways, I step into fucking, I park my car, park in my car, okay? |
| 0:06.5 | I parked, Joe opens the garage door. Great. |
| 0:10.0 | Great, opens the garage door. |
| 0:12.0 | I come to his door, in his garage door, his entrance, and it's locked. |
| 0:17.0 | Why is your entrance locked? |
| 0:19.0 | Because you think that, if a burglar somehow gets into your garage, |
| 0:24.0 | he's not going to fear out of the way to get into your house. |
| 0:27.0 | Your garage door is closed, okay? It's closed. |
| 0:30.0 | So when a burglar, right, is that motivated to get inside your house? |
| 0:35.0 | And now he's in your garage, he's going to get in your house. |
| 0:39.0 | You understand that, right? I can't wait until you get home. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm just asking, I'm just curious, because it blows my mind out of that door's locked. |
| 0:45.0 | I literally can't wait. You're going to be robbed everyday. |
| 0:48.0 | I really, I open everything on fucking door just to prove you wrong. |
| 0:51.0 | All day, every fucking day. |
| 0:52.0 | Great. |
| 0:53.0 | It's going to be all open. |
| 0:54.0 | It's going to say, come in. That's going to be the fucking sign on my front door. |
| 0:58.0 | Come in, robbers. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm so excited. |
| 1:00.0 | Your car's going to be missing. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm not a loose shooter. |
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