This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Gated.

You can consider us the audio version of a one-page memo, live from Studio C.

Cidio, signior.

A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie Communications compound.

And hey y'all, today, Thursday, little Friday, we're under the title of

Xi Jinping plays Winnie the Peacemaker.

Or putting the poo in Pulitzer.

The Pulitzer Prizes are just crap.

I laid off that the other day. I've always been a big Pulitzer Prizes are just crap. I laid off that the other day.

I've always been a big Pulitzer Prize fan.

It used to be anyway, because it would indicate some books I had to read.

And the list this year is, I mean, they keep going further down the road of virtue signaling with their prizes.

And the list this year is hilarious there's not an

article news documentary non-fiction book poem anything that's not about illegal

immigrants rights or trans rights or something like that. Not what freaking up with Hamas.

Yeah, yeah.

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